{"id":942,"date":"2025-07-26T21:02:27","date_gmt":"2025-07-27T04:02:27","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/daviddilworth.com\/fun\/?p=942"},"modified":"2026-05-12T18:02:24","modified_gmt":"2026-05-13T01:02:24","slug":"remember-last-time-you-saw-a-deer-using-toilet-paper","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/daviddilworth.com\/fun\/remember-last-time-you-saw-a-deer-using-toilet-paper\/","title":{"rendered":"Remember last time you saw a Deer using Toilet paper?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>How about a Raccoon?<\/p>\n<p>Of course not.<\/p>\n<p>Ever wonder why they don&#8217;t need help keeping their backsides clean?<\/p>\n<p>Could it be their stomachs have Good bacteria helping out there?<\/p>\n<p><!--more-->For decades I&#8217;ve tested Vitamins and supplements and Probiotics.<br \/>\nNever found any improvement with any of them. Zero.<\/p>\n<p>Then I experienced a dramatic surprise.<br \/>\nA Doctor prescribed me a special anti-biotic.<br \/>\nThen added &#8211; take some &#8220;Align&#8221; Probiotic afterwards to restore your stomach bacteria.<\/p>\n<p>Ok, sounds reasonable.<\/p>\n<p>Anti-biotics worked, so I ordered the &#8220;Align&#8221; Probiotic.<br \/>\nWithin 3 days I was &#8220;eliminating&#8221; like a deer, or a fox, etc.<br \/>\nAnd the toilet paper was always showing clean !<\/p>\n<p>WTH ?<\/p>\n<p>Well , my dear brother has always had bowel issues, so as his caregiver, I thought it would be worth a test.<\/p>\n<p>DAMN &#8211; it worked for him too !<\/p>\n<p>So, don&#8217;t <em><strong>have<\/strong><\/em> to buy TP anymore, thought I get it just force of habit &#8211; and for guests.<\/p>\n<p>The Align is more expensive than TP, but I&#8217;m sold.<br \/>\nWish I&#8217;d known about this 30-40 years ago.<\/p>\n<p># # #<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>How about a Raccoon? Of course not. Ever wonder why they don&#8217;t need help keeping their backsides clean? Could it be their stomachs have Good bacteria helping out there?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":"","_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[12,4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-942","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-good-products","category-too-cool"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/daviddilworth.com\/fun\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/942","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/daviddilworth.com\/fun\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/daviddilworth.com\/fun\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/daviddilworth.com\/fun\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/daviddilworth.com\/fun\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=942"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/daviddilworth.com\/fun\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/942\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":952,"href":"https:\/\/daviddilworth.com\/fun\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/942\/revisions\/952"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/daviddilworth.com\/fun\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=942"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/daviddilworth.com\/fun\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=942"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/daviddilworth.com\/fun\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=942"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}