CIA is Recruiting – “Right Here in River City” (Monterey) – No Reservations or Morals Needed | Deep Politics: Environment, Democracy, Health, Privacy

Leon Panetta - Remote Controlling a Killer Drone?

Recent CIA Head Leon Panetta – Remote Controlling a Murderous Drone?

Yes indeed folks.
We both know times are tough.

But, have you ever imagined yourself hired as James Bond?

Have you thought about working for the CIA?

Seriously.

They’re hiring, they pay great, want smart people (who don’t ask questions and don’t have any of that sticky moral baggage), and best of all – criminal laws don’t apply to employees.

Yes, you could get paid to officially “extraordinarily render” (also known as kidnap) people, use “enhanced coercive interrogation techniques” on them, and if you show promise they might even let you “put them down” or “euthanise” them.

Just like being a Mafia hitman, except there’s no threat of going to jail !

Middlebury College

They’re recruiting this week, right here in Monterey at Middlebury College’s Monterey Institute of International Studies and its easy – “No reservations are required.”

This is much better than James Bond stuff, because if you sign up — you could remotely pilot Reaper and Predator drones from a computer at Creech Air Force Base in Nevada, “collaterally damage” unarmed civilians halfway around the world (“C.I.A. Drones Kill Civilians in Pakistan), and get back home for a Saturday morning golf tee time at Pebble Beach.

Or you could “body snatch” random people – and waterboard them in secret prisons in exotic places, thumb your nose at Geneva Conventions — and sneak in some sight-seeing after work.

Abu Ghraib Prisoner

Don’t let Dick Cheney, Richard Pearl and Don Rumsfeld hog all the War Crimes – you too can conduct ~~targeted assassinations~~ “bump offs,” and maybe get indicted by some beautiful European countries.

Aren’t you inspired by George W. Bush, Barack Obama and our hometown boy turned CIA Chief Executioner and Assassin Leon Panetta and their military drones with rockets and bombs?

I know, I know, CIA drones have only killed 2,000 Pakistanis since 2006. (and it is darned inconvenient they were mostly civilians, and yes you’re right, we aren’t technically at war with Pakistan), but still – YOU could help increase that total body count to impressive numbers.